About modern art (surrealistic'lly)

I think I do appreciate modern art. I love abstract and weird.

But this

I just cannot appreciate.


Some call it astronomic clock. It is NOT astronomic clock


this

(on the left) is Astronomic clock. It shows time, date and position of planets.

This

Is a phalic symbol. Or ICBM. It is supposed to look like weapon, though. But a Thirty Years' War weapon. They did not have ballistic missiles back than, thanks to reformist, non-Catholic God. But speaking of 30 years' war... you know how it started, right? So, it is possible to find pararel between 30 years' war, Swedish siege of Brno and this phalus... somebody ought to be thrown out of window for this.

And speaking of Swedes... seeing their HDI is a lot higher than ours and that they can do that Social Democratic thing right, while we still struggle between the concept of right and left and wrong... Maybe sometimes it's stupid to resist occupation. We might be better off under the Swedes. Calling Stockholm... do you still want us? IKEA and Oriflame might be more affordable than. And having ABBA on list of our cultural herritage would not be bad either.


But enough of what-ifs and Sweden love.

Self-proclaimed experts on art say that it's great piece of ART and that only under-educated and immature people see a penis in it.

Well, I guess my Bachelor's degree just ain't enough... and I admit I am sometimes terribly immature.

But

penis it is.

(and I studied on the Faculty of Arts and learned a bit about Freud and all.... it's penis. Phalus. Dick... I managed to type that without giggling).


Have a nice day.